Weed in Jalal-Abad, Kyrgyzstan: my experience
Hi, smokers! You probably know that cannabis laws and regulations vary from one county to another, so let’s go deeper and try to understand what is going on with weed in Jalal-Abad. My post covers information about weed laws, regulations, general attitude of locals and cops, hash VS weed availability and pricing, failures and success in finding weed in Jalal-Abad.
I've just come back from an interesting journey to Jalal-Abad. It was a double week vacation and now when I'm at home, full of impressions I'm writing this post to share them with you, guys. As a strong smoker of the weed and hash I couldn't even imagine my trip with a 'clear mind'. Further I'll give you the information that I got when I was looking for the good drugs staff in Jalal-Abad.
How to get weed in Jalal-Abad?
I did not need a dealer in Jalal-Abad because I had Joe, anyway it was interesting for me how gears work in Jalal-Abadin relation to cannabis.
High-level wholesale Jalal-Abad dealers purchase weed and hash on the darknet websites. Usually these sites are about wholesale multi-kilo orders, but some also work with small amounts. So in fact this may be an option #1 for you - under the condition you know how to use darknet features of Tor browser and .onion sites + ready to wait 3-5 days for the delivery. If yes - you may find all the info about darknet websites on thehiddenwiki.com - darknet wikipedia.
While if you are having a short vacation or a trip to Jalal-Abad and need not much weed right now or tomorrow - only local weed dealers may assist you. You may still use oldschool approach and hustle dark streets or parks in search of strange person who will sell you some joint for cash, but not sure this is the best way to spend your time in Jalal-Abad. Nowadays almost all dealers have gone online and crypto already, so hustling the streets may simply not work. Now the weed-selling process looks like this - you find some messenger contacts of a local dealer (ask some barmans or simply google), contact him and choose what you would like to order, pay in crypto and get your stuff delivered to a hotel or some pre-selected location. Personal meetings are something dealers try to avoid - so weed is usually dropped at some approximate point you firstly discuss, and you get photo and GPS coordinates where to take your package after delivery.
I was a little bit shocked, because I got used to the idea that “cash rules the world”. But after crypto became something you may exchange to real cash, and do not need to meet in person to transfer it - cash started losing its points in the drug business. Joe also commented that now if you do not know crypto - you have a friend who is keen on bitcoins and all that shit, so you may simply ask him to help and do a crypto transaction for you. And I really have such friends, so yep, agree.

Attitude of Jalal-Abad locals to weed
You already know that good non-medical marijuana with high % THC is not something you can officially buy in a branded cannabis shop in Jalal-Abad, but this does not mean locals are too much against weed 😃. Youngsters and students are definitely those who share their love of cannabis and welcome new smokers in their circles. They can not imagine a good party without having a joint or two, while it’s hard to join them if you are already a “25+ old man”.
In general smoking some occasional joint after a long working week is a pleasant tradition among many people in Jalal-Abad, so no one will point fingers at you seeing how you are smoking weed, but better to avoid doing this publicly just not to bring useless attention.
We were a little drunk already when Joe offered a joint of some noname sativa strain, of course I agreed. We were smoking not far from my hotel and it seems I saw other guys doing the same near another cornet 🙂So may say locals are not against weed, I saw this myself.
I liked the weed Joe shared, not the best one I’ve ever tried, but good enough. So I asked Joe to share contacts of his dealer, while he refused telling me his dealer works only with an old trusted set of clients. So I simply asked Joe if he could be my dealer during the nearest days - he agreed. I wish everyone to find his own Joe in Jalal-Abad🙂

Cannabis laws in Jalal-Abad, Kyrgyzstan
You can probably guess that distribution of non-medical cannabis is strictly forbidden and regulated by laws of Kyrgyzstan, so you can not purchase high THC weed in some official shops like you may do in the Netherlands for example.
On my very first day in Jalal-Abad I got acquainted with Joe who has lived here for 3 years already and who is also a regular cannabis smoker. He shared a joint with me and told some stories. As he told that despite non-medical weed being prohibited - cops are relaxed and calm in everything related to cannabis, with some rare exceptions.
But what if you get caught with weed in your pocket in Jalal-Abad?
According to Joe - if you have not more than 10g of weed or 5g of hash and you are not doing any other bad things in public - cops should not punish you. They should just ensure you are not a dealer who sells stuff, and after a short talk should leave you alone and just confiscate your stuff (to smoke it themselves haha).
There are some stories about dirty cops who try to get a bribe from tourists with weed in Jalal-Abad, but these stories are rare, also better not to do this cause you may be arrested for this as a separate crime. Easier just to watch you back and not to walk with large amounts of weed in your pockets.

FAQ about hash and weed in Jalal-Abad
What if I get caught by police with weed in Jalal-Abad?
Police should check if you are a real dealer who delivers stuff or a tourist. Usually city visitors with small weights are not touched. While anyway it’s better to avoid any interactions with police officers, this is not the best way to spend time.
Is cannabis legal in Jalal-Abad?
No, weed with high THC is strictly regulated in Jalal-Abad, while police officers and locals are relaxed about cannabis and having less than 10 grams with you should result in arrest.
May I buy weed on the streets of Jalal-Abad?
Yes you still may, while this is oldschool way already and a lot of dealers are shifting to online orders, but searching parks and streets may still give you some results.
What quality of weed or hash can I find in Jalal-Abad?
There are a lot of weed and hash variants in Jalal-Abad. What you get depends on the amount of money you can afford to pay.
What about the hash in Jalal-Abad. Can I find it?
Yep, hash is also popular in Jalal-Abad. So almost all dealers can propose it to you.
What the price for weed and hash in Jalal-Abad?
As I said, the quality needs to be paid. And the price can differ from provider to provider. From the words of Joe - top level weed can cost near $20 - $25 for 1g and for good hash you can pay $30 - $35 for 1g.
Interesting facts about weed
hey dudes! need contacts of trusted dealer here in Jalal-Abad hustling streets does not work. just arrived yesterday for 2 weeks so need some good stuff 😀 the faster the better!!!
also in need of some resta emergency cab 😀
So why dont you just message Bob Marley, he appears in Telegram - old trusted dealer here 🌬️ his username is @bob_marley_spirit but compare every char cause some suckers created multiple fake accounts. Last weekends I grabbed 5g of his sativa strain - top quality and quick delivery during 1 hour. Mind he accepts only crypto so prepare some bitcoins or ethererum, no cash or bank transfers...
Confirm Bob Marley, also use his service quality is top and no issues but he is not always online, need to wait for hours sometimes 😭😭😭
Not sure why you are still waiting for dealers to respond you and wait for the delivery... It's 21st century dudes - automatic sales via telegram bots are already open in Jalal-Abad. Just try this bot @happy_rasta_bot - these guys usually have several strains always available in center so just couple of clicks and you get GPS coordinates and a photo where to grab your stuff immediately after crypto payment. If something goes wrong they have support you may chat with after payment confirmation, but usually no problems detected
Thanks guys! You are the best!!! will try and inform how it goes!
Ha ha! Done 🥳🥳🥳🥳 Just grabbed my stuff delivered by Bob Marley. AS you warned I had to wait couple of hours until he appears online, but after that everything went smoothly 😀 The menu consists of 3 weed strains and hashish, price is around $25 per 1g, but the more you buy the lower price you get, I ordered 5g of Pineapple strain for $100 in total. Already tasted - this is really top quality weed - yummy, smelly, no seeds, no caugh after smoking, long powerful effects - 5 stars to Bob Marley. Attaching the photo below



thanks Casper91!!! have also tried service of Bob Marley after your comment and may confirm top quality. I purchased 3g (this is minimal order) for $75, everything went smoothly 😀 paid in ethereum via trust wallet mobile app. Just so you have direct link to his profile - @bob_marley_spirit. also made a photo of stuff I purchased

And I have tried bot suggested by uNclearBomb - also successful. Bob Marley was not responding for 3 hours so I pinged bot in telegram, went through several steps of selecting stuff and crypto payment and got coordinates + photo of place after payment confirmation😀Stuff was masked in an empty beer can hidden in a cool spot so I just grabbed it and continued walking, max stealth and no people around. According to comments above bot pricing is approximately the same as Bob Marley has so good option if he does not responds. The quality is also top one (while had no chance to compare cause Bob Marley responded after I grabbed my stuff). Posting image of my treasure
